A spoken crypto news bulletin. News only, no tips. Then back to whatever you were doing.
Three minutes, drawn to scale. Every story is told once, by one voice. It feeds a podcast, a top-of-hour slot for stations, smart speakers and a player on the site.
The 14:00 bulletin. Every item is invented.
| Time | Item | Len |
|---|---|---|
| 0:00 | Sounder and time check | 0:06 |
| 0:06 | A large network finishes a scheduled software upgrade | 0:42 |
| 0:48 | A regulator opens a comment period on a custody rule | 0:38 |
| 1:26 | A court hears a dispute over wallet software licensing | 0:30 |
| 1:56 | A wallet maker ships a fix for its backup screen | 0:28 |
| 2:24 | Word of the hour: gas, in one sentence | 0:14 |
| 2:38 | Coming up, and sign-off: "That was news, not advice." | 0:22 |
| 3:00 | Out, exactly | 3:00 |
Lead story, 0:42. Read by Mara Ellison (sample name). A slash is a breath.
It is two o'clock. / This is Crypto Bits News. / I'm Mara Ellison. // A large smart-contract network finished a scheduled software upgrade at fourteen hundred U-T-C. / The project's release notes report no outage. // People who run their own nodes are asked to update by Friday.
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